Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h they are at home, I'm at a white elephant event with friends haha here's some recent photos though
sportsball
well, at the Chiefs are out of the playoffs
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If you look real closely you'll see this isn't actually a selfie
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sportsball
GREAT first half!!!!!
⬅️ full of pho
I Stole One of Your Socks might be the best movie I watched this year
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MOSES: Pharaoh, I diagnose you with Letma
PHARAOH: Oh no, what's Letma?
MOSES: LETMA PEOPLE GO
i am normal and can be trusted with a pack of 45 Costco hot dogs
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
