Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
sportsball
the seahawks shut out minnesota, dear god
hades
flurry jab might be too good lmao
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ok i should have posted this a few days ago before thanksgiving, but from resident christian normie, here's what to do if someone asks you to say grace. it is a technique taught to my father at cambridge by someone who i think may have gone on to be the archbishop of canturbury or at least fairly high up in anglican leadership so just pull rank with that if they ask.
- stand up
- wait for everyone to bow head and close eyes
- bellow GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! at the absolute top of your lungs
- sit down and begin to eat. mission accomplished
@SportsGoblin what the hell happened during the rams game what is this season
the covid nose test is so violating lmao
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⬅️ full of cheesesteak
dreamworks is releasing a film next year aping the spider-verse animation style starring Caleb McLaughlin (the black kid from stranger things) and also featuring Stephen Curry and the move is about a literal goat that plays basketball and it will be called Goat
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Does anyone know of any good chicken pox treatments for planes? My plane is very sick :(
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I realize not everyone has access to a perfect black cat at all times, so here is Camilla to brighten your #Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
re: apropos of nothing
Y'all were wrong the crossword wanted DABBA
apropos of nothing
I forgot to mention the other day that I spotted the neighborhood fox
How the hell did I only learn what banh mi was this year
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h here's Mr Mittens. Terra and Kyrie are not available right now
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The New York Times sad penis
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@toydragon And, have you seen my own drawings of big Vaporeon?
(Though I'm embarassingly bad at drawing...)
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
