Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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Remember when Moses split the Red Sea with a beyblade?
i didn't know what manchego cheese was so im watching a video about it and all of the comments are thirsting over a man in the video who describes the use of mold in the process
I am normal and can be trusted with twenty meringues
.....Ryan Seacrest hosts wheel of fortune now????
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Teaching her to enjoy her sweater. Doesn't she look darling???? 
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us pol, terminally online
Donald Trump just called The Rizzler one of "America's biggest terrorists"
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I do really love that most people I interact with on here, even if I've never seen them before, I can tell them I hate a post of theirs and they'll recognize the compliment
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the era of website boys is done.
it's time for a website wizard.
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@coriander men and women but as a beautiful Concept, in all their incredible intricacies
Here represented: we are the cat, the flower is seeing/thinking about men/women
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chipotle chilis my beloved
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
