Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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@wallhackio clodboy this won't work now I want to not write anything just to spite you
hi @vaporeon_ would you like to hear a rap song in english that is actually good?
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Maybe these cookies I'm baking will fix me
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@lapis You just used the word! It's "media!"
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Woke up at 6, as is my body's wont, and fed the cat. Went back to bed and read and dozed for another few hours; got up for real around 8:30. The cat is now very insistent that as I have risen a second time, there ought to be second breakfast.
Found a gas station yesterday with red beans and rice in some Tupperware for $2, I got good food and Tupperware for $2 fuck yeah
just took an eleven hour "nap", oopsie
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@wallhackio 👀 You're the JavaScript dev, you need to test it...
type of guy with a ruinous sleep schedule
I am the sleepiest
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
