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For those who use sensible units, 15 miles per hour is approximately 24 kilometers per hour

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The average Philadelphian when I don't travel 15 mph over the speed limit in a back road with few street lamps at night in rainy conditions:

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The many emotions of computer touching
:pcprompt: :blobcatcoffee:
:pcprompt: :psyduck:
:pcprompt: :blobcat_notlikethis:
:pcprompt: :blobcatfingerguns:
:pcprompt: :blobcatdj:

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rough week for detroit cat teams

apparently i am good enough to melee take exactly one game off of amy when she is at 10% power and also playing doctor mario

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football is such a random fucking game. You're telling me that the rams, one of the more explosive offenses this season, have only 3 points against the dogass ravens defense after an entire half of football?

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thank god I didn't watch the morning game lmao

I've done this shit a million times and never got paralyzed, I wonder what I've been doing wrong

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type of guy who sends a 76.4MB 24-second video over signal on dogshit wifi

Apparently I need to post about JavaScript more so I can salvage my legacy

I really hate object-oriented programming except for the fact that I love the Python and JavaScript programming languages

hi @monorail would you like to see a really fucking stupid joke

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