I've done this shit a million times and never got paralyzed, I wonder what I've been doing wrong
hi @monorail would you like to see a really fucking stupid joke
re: sportsball
people talk about offenses like its a quarterback with 10 drones instead of 11 extremely talented athletes with multiple coaches guiding things along
@wallhackio uh oh... we've unlocked a new power for caleb
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt