Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
my greatest character flaw is that there is at least one limp bizkit song that i like
quagzilla
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@wallhackio 🎵 3 billion critical codebases run on Java!! 🎵
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Pronouncing aspartame like a Greek hero
When employing Object-Oriented Programming, never forget APIE. We use OOP so that our code is
Abstract,
Polymorphic,
full of Inheritance, and
Extremely dogshit
I am so used to people calling me Caleb/Clodsire that the other day I was referred to by "wallhackio" and I was like "who the fuck is wallhackio"
If can write it in a single line of code I'm gonna do it
I am normal and can be trusted with nested ternary operators
I thought Primm Slim was the greatest thing ever but then I met Yes Man
fallout new vegas
I can't believe you can fuck Benny
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@The_T @wallhackio The Pokédex says about Carbink:
Born from the temperatures and pressures deep underground, it fires beams from the stone in its head.
So it should be metamorphous rock, then!
re: fallout new vegas
i have never discovered a trap by any means other than getting damaged by it first
fallout new vegas
I added a second companion and now my game is crashing like a motherfucker
WAIT the fox and the rabbit from zootopia have canonically fucked???
Man I really wish I took a data structures and algorithms course in college. That stuff is so much fun but also very very time consuming to learn.
It seems that the secret to being the best videogame ever made is getting an 84/100 on Metacritic
wayback machine my beloved
it is very good that my code is not alive because otherwise i would feel very bad about the things i am saying to it right now
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
