sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

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When employing Object-Oriented Programming, never forget APIE. We use OOP so that our code is

Abstract,
Polymorphic,
full of Inheritance, and
Extremely dogshit

I am so used to people calling me Caleb/Clodsire that the other day I was referred to by "wallhackio" and I was like "who the fuck is wallhackio"

If can write it in a single line of code I'm gonna do it

I am normal and can be trusted with nested ternary operators

I thought Primm Slim was the greatest thing ever but then I met Yes Man

I can't believe you can fuck Benny

i have never discovered a trap by any means other than getting damaged by it first

I added a second companion and now my game is crashing like a motherfucker

WAIT the fox and the rabbit from zootopia have canonically fucked???

Man I really wish I took a data structures and algorithms course in college. That stuff is so much fun but also very very time consuming to learn.

It seems that the secret to being the best videogame ever made is getting an 84/100 on Metacritic

wayback machine my beloved

what happened to my pip-boy

it is very good that my code is not alive because otherwise i would feel very bad about the things i am saying to it right now

rain noises again :)

we will all pretend that I wrote cyntax (C syntax) on purpose, please.

I once had a loop where I was decrementing a variable to zero and you can write that with the very charming while(x --> 0)

I love that c = a+++++b; is valid cyntax in C-like languages