dairy, educational shitpost, blursed
hey kids! did you know that whale milk has a consistency somewhere between toothpaste and cottage cheese? this lets the calf “eat” the milk underwater.
@vaporeon_ since you forced me to install deebian im going to force you to mince garlic
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt