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genuinely surprised they had no complaints about the cross-dressing alien

again, i did not include :3 because it is too strong and would probably win

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clodboy boosted

me when they use that eye air puff machine to test me for glaucoma

clodboy boosted

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this is my punishment for knowing who Sydney Sweeney is

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imagine waking up today and learning you are now unemployed that'd be pretty cringe

re: pokemon slander 

next game theyre gonna release a new pokemon called "Torakku" and it's just gonna be a fucking monster truck with anime eyes

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pokemon slander 

the red motorbike thing from SV is still ugly af sorry

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anyone wanna see another contender for the greatest dog of all time

would i be able to convince people here to watch Tar if I tell them that the main character is an evil toxic lesbian

not a single person on this instance knows who Sydney Sweeney is. somehow i underestimated how homosexual this web site is

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report anybody who tries to build an XML parser

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.