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me when they use that eye air puff machine to test me for glaucoma

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this is my punishment for knowing who Sydney Sweeney is

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imagine waking up today and learning you are now unemployed that'd be pretty cringe

re: pokemon slander 

next game theyre gonna release a new pokemon called "Torakku" and it's just gonna be a fucking monster truck with anime eyes

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pokemon slander 

the red motorbike thing from SV is still ugly af sorry

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anyone wanna see another contender for the greatest dog of all time

would i be able to convince people here to watch Tar if I tell them that the main character is an evil toxic lesbian

not a single person on this instance knows who Sydney Sweeney is. somehow i underestimated how homosexual this web site is

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report anybody who tries to build an XML parser

anyone who thinks programming is fun hasn't tried to write unit tests for an XML parser

anyone who tries to write an xml parser has mental illness

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.