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My work laptop is borked I literally cannot do my job right now

I tied for first at a recent work trivia game because I know how many tsps are in a tbsp I'm so glad I learned how to cook

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I will give the first person to correctly explain why this compiles a nice compliment

#include <iostream>

class A {};

int main() {
std::cout << &(A() = a) << "\n";
}

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its crazy how in this new, fucked-up cornball era of super smash bros ultimate that top level joker now looks fair and balanced

Apparently it is literally canon that Donald Trump owns the Death Note

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SMTP

he won a recent, small invitational and man. what ultimate could've been

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just got nerd sniped really hard by flat earth wiki being wrong about physics

currently thinking about the student in high school who presented on the golden ratio and measured features on various student's faces to create an ordered list of students based on their "mathematical attractiveness"

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