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baldur's gate 3 

i trust the emperor and i REALLY hope this doesn't bite me in the ass

baldur's gate 3 

i knew the game was horny but i just entered the brothel and WOW this game is giga-horny

baldur's gate 3 

"lazael disapproves" when you donate to the refugees but then she gets an inspiration for it????? make up your mind ya damn frog

it's been reviewing pretty well critically, that's neat

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it's good. not amazing but good. garden of eden was a clear standout on a first listen.

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wtf how long has lady gaga's new album been out

"The member of object expression a.m is an lvalue unless m is a member enumerator or a non-static member function, or if a is an rvalue and m is a non-static data member of object type."

okay

"An lvalue is a function whose return value is an lvalue."

okay

Maybe today. Will be the today. I finally understand what a C++ rvalue is

My secret work toilet is closed for maintenance:(

baldur's gate 3 

an npc just called me a cuck this is the greatest game ever made of all time

baldur's gate 3 

the number of severed arms in my camp inventory has reached a number that is disturbing

baldur's gate 3 

okay: glitchcat decides: do I help the strange ox or not? do NOT spoil anything for me.

baldur's gate 3 

oh sheit a cat just joined my camp this really is the greatest game of all time

baldur's gate 3 

i am supposed to collect the Three Things to win the game, and pursue the side quests which will complete the narratives for each of my party members, but I am too busy joining the circus and solving a murder mystery

baldur's gate 3 

i love that it has a character who worships a god of death and has existed for centuries, and also they run a circus in the city and also they present as a drag queen

re: baldur's gate 3 

to be fair, the game had sort of established a gameplay loop where the non-combat options occur in cities/villages and the rest of the map is combat so i was not expecting to find an extensive quest with a threatening-looking demon thing out in the middle of some ancient temple

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re: baldur's gate 3 

me: the game is ultimately combat-focused, and I would prefer if there were more situations where non-combative solutions are possible

also me: fights unknown NPCs on sight

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baldur's gate 3 

i just learned there was an entire quest line with that giant red guy in shar's temple. i didn't realize it wasn't immediately hostile and just fought it and the bazillion grunts around it and it was a FUCKED battle to do when you're only level 7 on tactician

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