Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

I woke up at 5am this morning and could not fall back asleep someone send help

i usually critique god on here but i will give credit for creating avocados, that was a good design choice

i'm still gonna romance shadowheart, i've decided

or you can bongos -> attack -> bongos. a true combo. it accomplishing nothing but it's very effective

the single best thing about baldur's gate 3 is that playing your instrument costs no resources during battle so you can run into a boss's face and hit him with your strongest attack and then start playing the bongos. right there. right in their face. without any penalty. it's great

hey yall will i miss out on side quests if i go to act ii? I haven't finished up the forge, and there some odds and ends in the underdark (arcane tower, sussy bark tree, and that obnoxious boss that turns you to stone that I can't FUCKING kill for shit)

man I REALLY missed out playing waiting until now to get her

you can make her go on an unbridled rage after killing the people with her and the AI takes over and makes her destroy shit in the area for like, 90 seconds lmao

i thought wyll was boring but now that's she's here he should be less boring

just met karlach and she's cool

@coriander by "minor spoilers" i mean something like "you meet them in act II" or "do this questline in act I"

when do i meet the character @coriander is down bad for i still haven't found them yet and i almost started act II without realizing. you can tell me minor spoilers at this point i wouldn't mind

i FELL for a FUCKING mimic trap NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just had a party member pushed into lava and managed to get them out of the situation without them dying

and before you ask, without cockroach

it is time. for bigass bowl of spaghetti. for diner

whoever decided the conditions which induce the "suprised" effect, i hope your pillow is slightly uncomfortable tonight

if quicksave/quickload there is a 75% chance i will hit the opposite hotkey and FUCK EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP

tactician difficulty is starting to become Pain in the Ass

my purified water tastes like fish.

i take out the filter and put it back in.

the purified water no longer tastes like fish.

the fuck?