sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

i thought wyll was boring but now that's she's here he should be less boring

just met karlach and she's cool

@coriander by "minor spoilers" i mean something like "you meet them in act II" or "do this questline in act I"

when do i meet the character @coriander is down bad for i still haven't found them yet and i almost started act II without realizing. you can tell me minor spoilers at this point i wouldn't mind

i FELL for a FUCKING mimic trap NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just had a party member pushed into lava and managed to get them out of the situation without them dying

and before you ask, without cockroach

it is time. for bigass bowl of spaghetti. for diner

whoever decided the conditions which induce the "suprised" effect, i hope your pillow is slightly uncomfortable tonight

if quicksave/quickload there is a 75% chance i will hit the opposite hotkey and FUCK EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP

tactician difficulty is starting to become Pain in the Ass

my purified water tastes like fish.

i take out the filter and put it back in.

the purified water no longer tastes like fish.

the fuck?

my other major criticism of the game is that i only roll nat 20's after i spend a gazillion resources to make the roll more likely to succeed

my biggest critique of baldur's gate 3 is that you can pick up almost anything and put it in your inventory and as an extreme completionist/optimize-the-fun-outter it takes everything in me not to pocket every barrel so i can sell them to a trader later

the best indication that i'm really really liking baldur's gate 3 is that i'm already imagining what i could do different on a second playthrough

my blistering hot take about baldur's gate 3 is that it is quite good

im trying to get to the sex but i have to wade through all of the interesting story, compelling lore, good character righting, astonishing amount of player agency, and robust combat. when will the real game start

the very first thing i did when i finally got to the game's first real "town" was accidentally steal something and go to jail

holy shit are the sex workers severed???????

when do i get to have sex