Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
I really don't mind if anyone here refers to me by my irl name (Caleb)
to clarify i have already said "what the fuck" many times but this time it was loud
just shouted my first audible "what the fuck" while watching severance
therapist: the numbers aren't that scary, they can't hurt you
the numbers:
307
901
654
oh shit christopher walken is in this show? then it IS good
FINALLY. i know what outie means
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio I'm always looking at him
It's insane that prestige television is consistently better shot than blockbuster movies these days
it seems i will never beat the horrible taste in pokemon allegations
therapist: anime girl versions of sonic riders characters aren't real, they can't hurt you
anime girl versions of sonic riders characters:
https://x.com/livpoid/status/1891147505036902552
so far, biggest twist in severance is that it was directed by ben stiller
which is better?
imagine taking 13 hours to score 1101 points in bongo lmao
i am a fake michigander, i played a crossword whose clue was "mneumonic for remembering the great lakes" and i didn't know what it was
imagine only scoring 1087 points in bongo lol
Sherclod Holmes
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yaoi... yahweh... really makes you twink
Sherclod Holmes
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN BOOST THIS
a post for aescling only you wouldn't get it
"is that the guy from asshole"
Can we all pick a random pornographic AO3 story to start writing academic analysis about? Let's see if we can change history
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
