Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

anyone who tells you that reaching high antes requires "deck management" is lying to you

there is only one skill in balatro and that is recognizing that photograph and hanging chad is a good synergy

insane that grabbing this would be suboptimal

my toxic trait is that when i play a videogame and get mad at an opponent i refer to them not as a "piece of shit" but instead a "piece of fuck"

charli xcx is so cool i wish she was real

goddammit why did i open twitter

(not linking the tweet because i don't want to give it attention)

i don't know which one of you this is but i found your twitter alt
https://x.com/mitzifabelmans/status/1889247032407138560

there are two wolves inside you:

i'm mad this didn't get more traction this was a really good shitpost

the three best active nfl quarterbacks right now are

1) Jalen Hurts
2) Kenny Pickett
3) Tom Brady
4) Patrick Mahomes

and the rest aren't even close

polychrome hanging chad, i am so good at balatro

am i correct in thinking that kings, on average, are the best cards in balatro?

pretty sure i got a follow request for this

it is so cool that the chiefs played like shit last night

it is now Official GlitchCat Policy (TM) that Clodsire is a whale

Ariana Grande, and I mean this quite literally, was born to play a narcissistic, entitled, privileged and detached socialite she was amazing in this movie

It would have been better if it was gayer but it was still gay

Wicked was quite good and I recommend it to everyone here.

https://x.com/notafan_jo/status/1888777568075088283

i am seeing anne hathaway discourse on twitter lmaoooo