Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
my toxic trait is that when i play a videogame and get mad at an opponent i refer to them not as a "piece of shit" but instead a "piece of fuck"
charli xcx is so cool i wish she was real
goddammit why did i open twitter
(not linking the tweet because i don't want to give it attention)
i don't know which one of you this is but i found your twitter alt
https://x.com/mitzifabelmans/status/1889247032407138560
there are two wolves inside you:
i'm mad this didn't get more traction this was a really good shitpost
the three best active nfl quarterbacks right now are
1) Jalen Hurts
2) Kenny Pickett
3) Tom Brady
4) Patrick Mahomes
and the rest aren't even close
polychrome hanging chad, i am so good at balatro
am i correct in thinking that kings, on average, are the best cards in balatro?
it is so cool that the chiefs played like shit last night
it is now Official GlitchCat Policy (TM) that Clodsire is a whale
Ariana Grande, and I mean this quite literally, was born to play a narcissistic, entitled, privileged and detached socialite she was amazing in this movie
It would have been better if it was gayer but it was still gay
Wicked was quite good and I recommend it to everyone here.
i am seeing anne hathaway discourse on twitter lmaoooo
i had a drawing of clodsire as a wooper that I was going to share once the woopr option was inevitably chosen, now I don't know what to do
by halftime the eagles had more points than the chiefs had yards
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
