Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Why does my goddamn piece of shit laptop wifi just stop working sometimes
best whale pokemon:
you can't handle the truth
clodsire is a whale
Imagine having health insurance provided by the company which uses AI to automate claim denials haha. How crazy would it be to have that company provide your health insurance lol. Haha.
I don't have free time anymore because I started playing Balatro
genuinely hilarious that steam associates The Stanley Parable with the tag "choices matter"
someone brought settlers of Catan to the brewery
alcohol and mediocre vegan chili on a cold michigan day in a chilly brewery is a vibe
for those who haven't played, "Score at least" was the amount of points I needed, and "Round score" was the amount I got
when the video game is good and it consumes your life
The easiest way to cure the feeling that gaming sucks nowadays is to just play indie games
I started playing Balatro and oh dear it's 3am
all caps
THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS
Seriously considering buying balatro
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
best vocal affectation:
it is so funny to imagine how this reads for anyone who hasn't listened to Kendrick's recent output
a programming language is only real if it allows for perverse class hierarchies everybody tells you avoid creating
best vocal affectation:
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
