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if I remembered the le bonne humour emoji I would have posted fifty

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this embarrassing defeat i experienced in fantasy football on monday can't take away from the fact that

THE LIONS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS, BAYBEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It has been democratically decided that Freya is 50% baby, 50% stinky, 50% big, 50% long, and 100% hungry

Freya:

Definitely wasn't me haha 

Imagine having a carport and forgetting to use it, haha. Especially on a day like today where it snowed a lot haha. Like, imagine that lol

I hand-coded a deep copy algorithm in JavaScript! It doesn't ever blow up the call stack and it copies property descriptors!

Everyone look at github.com/calebmsword/parsec/

and tell me how cool I am!!!!!!!!!

Some days, Freya looks like a feather duster

According to Spotify Wrapped, the city whose music taste is most similar to mine is Madison, Wisconsin

I'm not sure what this means

The worst thing about good videogame essayists is that I often want to play the games they cover so I can't watch their videos

javascript crimes 

The following causes a runtime error:

function factory(callback) {
callback();
return () => console.log(
"crime performed");
}

const func = factory(() => {
func();
});
// TypeError: func is not a function

But the following works:

function factory(callback) {
callback();
return () => console.log(
"crime performed");
}

const func = factory(() => {
setTimeout(() => func(), 0);
});
// "crime performed"

I was trying to learn Haskell but JavaScript is so interesting I am too busy learning more about JS instead :(

"cheese" and "gruyere" have become my foo and bar

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