Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
sportsball
unlucky fumble for the lions right at the end. shame
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GO LIONS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
cat and i discovered a really weird ssbu interaction yesterday
I'm currently pondering my orbs
not sure what I did differently but this is the tastiest bread I've made yet 🍞 
clod afternoon my friends
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afternoon sun + radiator
more horrible clodboy hip-hop opinions
mr. morale is my favorite kendrick album
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I gave @amy my phone number the other day and this is the first thing she ever texted me
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
