Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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She's leaning against my legs and also staring at me like she's daring me to do something about it
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vaporeon is a cat, fish, fennec, wooly mammoth, and elephant all hiding in a vaporeon-shaped trench coat
I thought the Butlerian Jihad from Dune was somehow related to Judith Butler for a distressingly long time
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clod "morning"
Princess Mononoke is good as FUCK
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my steak is too damn juicy
I'm running out of fridge and freezer space for all of the delicious food I have cooked the past week
my roommates get weekly shares produce from a local farm and they give out eggplant regularly this time of year. but my roommates don't like eggplant, meaning i get tons of free eggplant this time of year 
eggplant parmesan time
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
