Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
I just reinstalled valorant 
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I made such a good sandwich last night it was unreal
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⬅️ eating a good-ass sandwich
Remembering in undergrad that part of my research required using this piece of shit simulation code written by a dozen different grad students that was held together by duct tape and a dream. It was my introduction to makefiles. Making any changes to that code was terrifying. When you compiled it the compiler would spew about 10,000 lines of warnings
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maillard reaction my beloved
I am bad at flipping pancakes apparently
sleppy... .....
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If I may have but a moment of your time so that you may gaze upon my cat...
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sportsball
weird half so far. not sure if this is the lions finally getting their shit together or if its just the cardinals being the cardinals
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in just under the wire for #Caturday, look at this little chair thief
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
