Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
I am bad at flipping pancakes apparently
sleppy... .....
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If I may have but a moment of your time so that you may gaze upon my cat...
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sportsball
weird half so far. not sure if this is the lions finally getting their shit together or if its just the cardinals being the cardinals
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in just under the wire for #Caturday, look at this little chair thief
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@Taweret Foxes are queering the cat/dog binary
I just won this from a neighborhood raffle, god really wants me to start drawing again
I have accidentally been limit testing how long pear butter can last in a freezer
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the council has decided that i am john homestuck
Mulholland Dr. hot take
it is a good movie
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yummy yummy pineapple 🍍 
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
