Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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Resolutions:
Get louder
Get weirder
Write more
Read more
Try to actually complete a metric century this time
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I can't believe @coriander said that ff2 is objectively better than ff7
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I Hate to disturb her but she's in the exact middle of the bed I'm about to get into
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Oh, Clodsire? Good
Attack on Titan is one of the few times I ever regretted engaging with a work of art
sometimes I forget that some people actually go outside
my brother-in-law: So what was that game you said you were playing?
me: Deltarune
my brother-in-law: What's that?
me: It's a game made by the guy who made Undertale
my brother-in-law: .......what's that?
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Volpeon 
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deltarune ch 5
AWESOME secret boss
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I refuse to believe that "Caleb" is a real name
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So how long until Caleb reaches Clodsire kinning levels?
deltarune ch 5
that music that plays while the sunset is in the background is really something special
clod morning
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
