Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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The most dangerous metal poisoning is from Calcium. High quantities of it can cause Bones.
Gonna make red beans and rice tomorrow that will be so good, I can't wait
Cori said that watching the Dune movie adaptation helped them read the book more easily, but I'm built different. I watched the movie and did not understand a single thing that fucking happened
Reading the book has been a constant barrage of "oh, that's what happened" for me
do any of my mutuals have recommendations for ways of playing riichi mahjong?
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save me, decaf coffee, save me
It's concord grape season whoopeeeeeeee!!!!! 🍇 
sportsball
when it comes to american football wonkery, DVOA consistently reflects imo
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@wallhackio Clodsire should be the size of a bus, that's a more appropriate size for a whale
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Anyone who says Clodsire is a whale turn on ur location I just wanna talk
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Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah
Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
