Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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@wallhackio Clodsire should be the size of a bus, that's a more appropriate size for a whale
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Anyone who says Clodsire is a whale turn on ur location I just wanna talk
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Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah
Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion
I would like Nolan movies a lot more if he weren't writing them
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@coriander clodsire is a whale
I am normal and can be trusted with 96 servings of oat milk
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@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h as a lifelong Eagles fan, it’s always justified
i am hungy, but bed comfy. what i do?
i made my sister extremely angry by saying that john legend in la la land was basically laufey
sportsball
well the ravens rocked our shit in 2023 and we almost went to the superbowl so we're good, actually
im in the garage like car pit
sportsball
welp. lol
The really cool thing about your flight being delayed by three hours is that less than 30 passengers end up riding the plane
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
