Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
yeat made another song about minions apparently
my toxic trait is when I first watched madoka magica I needed it explained to me that it was gay
my major takeaway from red dead redemption 2 so far is that I am much better at poker than I am at dominoes
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I must confess my failings as a cat parent.
Even after Stitch clearly communicated that he did not like the thunderstorm and would like it to stop, I failed to do anything to change the weather.
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most fuckable suit
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@wallhackio the actual requirements are:
- be gay, trans, both or submit to the status of The Token Cishet
- Have an opinion about eating teeth (it doesn't matter if it's the correct one)
- Complain when EFDN goes down by somehow using the phrase EFDowN
- Occasionally report your fellow EFDNers to me for their Crimes such as Made Bad Post
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Hey gamers!!! It's board game night, come hang out and watch us play DC Deckbuilding Game, with @amy, @katrani, @wallhackio and @cam!!!! https://www.twitch.tv/the_ti_
is one of the requirements for joining efdn having an infinite backlog of meme videos
im sbeepy
my toxic trait is that I love Macklemore's "Downtown"
is there any chance in hell i have a mutual who knows where one can purchase myrtle berry spice online
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its hard for me not to see GTA VI as the next No Man's Sky/Cyberpunk 2077
God, please give me the strength to make my bed after doing this laundry
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lucy and aster have been making my timeline a lot worse lately. keep up the good work
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
