Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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Accidentally made a very healthy dinner today
stardew valley
I still haven't psychologically recovered from the time that Emily told me she found clothing that was in line with my "inner self" and it was the fucking GARBAGE CAN T-SHIRT
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may the FORTH be with you
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Stlex 
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car trouble :(
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this is killing me, im trying to remember this one webcomic that was made by a trans woman and the main character looked like this and i think was named rosie??? i cant remember if the creator did something problematic or something but i havent seen it in years and i was curious what happened to it. does anyone know what im talking about?
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@wallhackio wait the bottom is a shoe?
I thought it was a seal wearing a hat
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in the wine cellar, strait up "uncorking" it
and by "it" wel,,,, haha,,, lets just say,,,
my pinot
and by "it" wel,,,, haha,,, lets just say,,,
my pinot
Oil changed wheeeeeeeeeeee
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She’s out cold after a hard day of … many things.
#picathecat #cats #catsofmastodon
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
