Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

in short i vendored a javascript packaged myself and manually edited the minified bundle to expose private functionality as global variables to make possible things that weren't supposed to be possible

i had a lot of fun doing some very questionable things with my stardew math code last night

back when i catsit freya one of the challenges of taking photos of her was that she loved biting the corner of my phone whenever i would get it out

Suppose you have a function called pipe:

const addTwoAndSquare = pipe(
  x => x + 2,
  x => x * x);
console.log(addTwoAndSquare(1)); // 9

What is your preferred implementation?

const pipe = (...fns) =>
  x => fns.reduce((z, fn) => fn(z), x);

VS

const pipe = (...fns) => {
  return (x) => {
    let z = x;
    for (let i = 0; i < fns.length; ++i)
        z = fn(z);
    });
    return z;
  };
};

i, for one, would allow the turkish man to light my ears on fire

wait mgk just made a nu-metal song with fred durst lmaooooo??????????????

actually i should have bought five of them

this obscure, boring youtube short showing costco peanut oil with Halsey's Without Me playing in the background is hilarious to me for reasons I cannot explain

https://youtube.com/shorts/vJ1c3hoSvZ8

shouldve bought the 35 pounds of peanut oil from costco, dammit

i need some oil