Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
oops i did more stardew math and now its 3am
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the thing about bufo is he is widely beloved
how the fuck did i only just learn that danny brown once collaborated with charli xcx
just made a hot ass tea
so it ends up that the number of ancient fruit plants you have on your farm at the end of the week after planting a single seed on your farm creates the sequence
1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 10, 14, 19, 26. 36. 50, 69, 95, ......
which is an officially recognized sequence of numbers in the online encyclopedia of number sequences: https://oeis.org/A003269
i dont know if this really means anything
suddenly in the mood for something spicy
Sherclod Holmes
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you only voted for trump because you like fascismslop
I should have a second coffee ☕ 
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander my ways are a mystery even unto myself
Sherclod Holmes
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my yt algorithm has been recommending ancient yaoi fan content from 15 years ago and it is a beautiful thing
one of the best gaming experiences of my life was when i played the long dark for the first time and my character died of thirst because i couldn't figure out how to drink water
im being discriminated for using google chrome
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander is it true that goblins love void mayonnaise
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
