Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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I don't wanna do chores I want to solve mysteries 😢
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@The_T Everything I do is a micro trans action
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hello does anyone have any mysteries that need to be solved
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h @req ripple doing a Big Steppy
contenders for what we could call boyslop:
- literally anything airing on ESPN
- those straight-to-dvd DC animated movies that keep getting made for some reason
- books on pickup artistry
- any restaurant with 20 TVs showing various sports games
- jujutsu kaisen season 2
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
would be fighting words if this broke containment but not fighting words in my ordinary online circle
doing Edelgard's route on your first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses is a green flag
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"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.
Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"
In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
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My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
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Sun Tzu's The Art Of Winning Friends And Influencing People
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
