Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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contenders for what we could call boyslop:
- literally anything airing on ESPN
- those straight-to-dvd DC animated movies that keep getting made for some reason
- books on pickup artistry
- any restaurant with 20 TVs showing various sports games
- jujutsu kaisen season 2
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
would be fighting words if this broke containment but not fighting words in my ordinary online circle
doing Edelgard's route on your first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses is a green flag
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"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.
Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"
In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
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My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
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Sun Tzu's The Art Of Winning Friends And Influencing People
women will literally be ground into dust and sold as a spice
I just discovered you can use your watering can to fill your pets bowl
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i heart the rain, they invented the most beautiful sound on earth and it's water
Some things I wouldn't eat as a kid include
- spaghetti sauce
- fish sticks
- bell peppers
- frozen french fries
- whole wheat bread
- mashed potatoes
- bananas
it took me about three in-game years to notice that, in stardew valley, you can hold shift while buying items to purchase them in bulk
has anyone ever informed @soft about jeritza from fire emblem three houses: https://youtu.be/5CkKPnQ6Lk8?si=e59lo36PE5LYMcIG
@The_T happy birthday The Ti!
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my mortal enemy, aka the fucking glacierfish
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Margaret never fails to sit somewhere normal
my mortal enemy, aka the fucking glacierfish
im being judged for having an aesthetic
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
