Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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wow the new slayr album is like playboi carti if he actually gave a shit about structuring an album
my roommates have been adding more doodles to the whiteboard i use as my grocery list.
soon, there will be no more groceries. only pokemon
oh shit the new underscores album released
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shout outs to eddiespaghetti8395 I hope life is treating you well
incredible innovations in hellthread technology was invented last night
mmmm... devil's coffee........
Apparently a paper I helped write in grad school has 14 citations
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there was a brief golden age before smartphones where the nintendo ds filled a non-gaming niche in people's lives, leading to such wonders as 100 Classic Books for Nintendo DS and the sadly renamed
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Broadcast booth please keep cutting to smiling latinas in the crowd
VENEZUELA WINS THE WBC ON A 100 MPH PITCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If a certain east coast gas station chain moved to the west coast, then you could go to the Walla Walla Wawa in WA
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while you were watching the World Baseball Classic and rooting for your favorite team, I instead was rooting for the pitches to exceed 100mph. we are not the same
I love making a mirepoix. Not just because it is tasty, but because knowing what a mirepoix is makes me feel like a chef
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
