Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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a really cool feature of stardew valley is that if you happened to have a keg on the exact spot robin stands when she upgrades your house then you can't put fucking shit in it until she's fucking done upgrading your house and also you will accidentally gift robin a blueberry while trying to use the keg
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@wallhackio the whole programming language should fit on your screen at once. c++ doesn't even fit in a single brain at once
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a pizza is an open faced sandwich
new best balatro run. got it with a really weird joker combination because i was going for gold stickers
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It's unlisted now, we'll be turning this one public in the morning. In the mean time, my dear followers, please enjoy:
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I am pissed off right now, I blame New Jersey
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h glamor shot in between her yelling at me for more food
Extremely not a fan of the street in Philadelphia where three of the four lanes take you to New Jersey and to get back you have to take a toll road
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
