**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 08, 2026, 20:30

Sherclod Holmes

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

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the clodvestigator

i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.

videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.

number of fat cock awards received: 56

header is by @vaporeon_

"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti

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**Nova** @nova@lunar.place · Mar 08, 2026, 20:30

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Nova @nova@lunar.place

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**Iron Pencil Statue** @lapis@elekk.xyz · Mar 08, 2026, 20:06

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@wallhackio herclod sholmes for copyright reasons

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**Vaporeon ☭** @vaporeon_@glaceon.social · Mar 08, 2026, 19:49

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Vaporeon ☭ @vaporeon_@glaceon.social

@wallhackio Bumby the Detective

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 08, 2026, 19:48

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 08, 2026, 19:48

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should I resurrect sherclod holmes

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**👻™ supreme goblin 🐊** @coriander@elekk.xyz · Mar 08, 2026, 07:51

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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz

Little guy spotted

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 08, 2026, 08:07

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**👻™ supreme goblin 🐊** @coriander@elekk.xyz · Mar 08, 2026, 08:07

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Bumble's head is proportionally too small for her weird long body

Mom says it's cos there's no brains in there

Only bites

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 08, 2026, 08:02

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**👻™ supreme goblin 🐊** @coriander@elekk.xyz · Mar 08, 2026, 08:02

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Two of them,

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 08, 2026, 02:19

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**Iron Pencil Statue** @lapis@elekk.xyz · Mar 08, 2026, 02:19

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Has unicode added a Cool S emoji yet?

**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 08, 2026, 00:47

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**Mister Softie** @whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats · Mar 08, 2026, 00:47

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@sidd_harth0_5h4h she had some treats

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 07, 2026, 06:03

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**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 07, 2026, 06:03

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@coriander there's three

is it the one that goes like doo-doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo

or the one that goes like DO DOOOD DODODO DODOD ODODODOO DOOOO DOO

or the one that sounds like melting

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 07, 2026, 23:38

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 07, 2026, 23:38

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Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

20% standard farm
0% beach farm
40% riverland farm
0% meadows farm
20% forest farm
0% hill-top farm
20% wilderness farm
0% four corners farm

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**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 07, 2026, 23:34

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 07, 2026, 23:34

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what if i played stardew valley again

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 07, 2026, 22:26

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 07, 2026, 22:26

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which of these have you watched?

83% Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
33% March Comes in Like a Lion

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**lucy** @Lucy@efdn.club · Mar 07, 2026, 07:20

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lucy @Lucy@efdn.club

Cat pics

Baby alert

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**Mister Softie** @whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats · Mar 06, 2026, 22:33

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Mister Softie @whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats

When will the treats return from the war‽

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**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 06, 2026, 19:49

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 06, 2026, 19:49

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@amy happy Amy Day!!

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 06, 2026, 02:50

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 06, 2026, 02:50

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how tf do you spell braggadocio

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 06, 2026, 02:33

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 06, 2026, 02:33

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balatro

just beat jokerless first try :)

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 05, 2026, 05:52

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**👻™ supreme goblin 🐊** @coriander@elekk.xyz · Mar 05, 2026, 05:52

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Yukon Cornelius is here!

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Mar 03, 2026, 21:24

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**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Mar 03, 2026, 21:24

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Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

hello everyone, i have a blog now:
https://blog.clodsire.social

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the clodvestigator

i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.

number of fat cock awards received: 56

header is by @vaporeon_

"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti

30+
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sgraMrt

Joined Nov 2022

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