Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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What joy to be so loved by a cat that they snuggle next to you facing away
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i'll be the judge of that
It is absolutely disgusting as a society that we waste perfectly good cookie dough by turning it into cookies
I am normal and can be trusted with raw cookie dough
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hi @vaporeon_ wanna see Advent of Clod code so golfed that its not even a spoiler?
javascript reduce my beloved
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My phone is sitting up on my desk, leaning on my monitor, while 3 rats spin on it. https://spinningrat.online/
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Putting worcestershire in my tartar sauce feeling like a real culinary genius over here give me a michelin star right now call me the bear
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completed Advent of Code day 3 :)
real men listen to the same song 210 times in one year
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
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it’s my birthday
this is what my spouse got me
she knows someone that makes custom rugs and made me a LaserDisc Turtle rug
i love it
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
