Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
12-02-2025 nyt crossword spoiler
CLOD in the daily nyt!!!!!!!!
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idk what she's doing but she sure is doing it #maplepls (don't worry she is not stuck. she just. shoves her head in there every time on purpose)
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Holly bought me a king sized chocolate bar and it's as big as me!!
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waking up in a cold sweat
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: Indigenous Terror
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Advent of Code Day 1, Part 1 spoiler
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ advent of clod
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I realize I've been remiss in sharing cat photos with the chaos of my recent move, so I thought I'd share a pic of the cats enjoying the new window-adjacent cat tree
hi @vaporeon_ would you like to see the bloboreon
hi @vaporeon_ want to read some disgusting golfy javascript code i just wrote
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Idk what goes on in Bonnie's little noggin
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Mastodon hashtags are case-insensitive (correctly so), which means it's not possible to have hashtag DECember like there's hashtag Marchintosh
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also i always forget how much rice rice makes
sportsball
the seahawks shut out minnesota, dear god
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flurry jab might be too good lmao
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ok i should have posted this a few days ago before thanksgiving, but from resident christian normie, here's what to do if someone asks you to say grace. it is a technique taught to my father at cambridge by someone who i think may have gone on to be the archbishop of canturbury or at least fairly high up in anglican leadership so just pull rank with that if they ask.
- stand up
- wait for everyone to bow head and close eyes
- bellow GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! at the absolute top of your lungs
- sit down and begin to eat. mission accomplished
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
