Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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Joined Nov 2022
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idk what she's doing but she sure is doing it #maplepls (don't worry she is not stuck. she just. shoves her head in there every time on purpose)
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Holly bought me a king sized chocolate bar and it's as big as me!!
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waking up in a cold sweat
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: Indigenous Terror
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Advent of Code Day 1, Part 1 spoiler
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ advent of clod
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I realize I've been remiss in sharing cat photos with the chaos of my recent move, so I thought I'd share a pic of the cats enjoying the new window-adjacent cat tree
hi @vaporeon_ would you like to see the bloboreon
hi @vaporeon_ want to read some disgusting golfy javascript code i just wrote
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Idk what goes on in Bonnie's little noggin
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Mastodon hashtags are case-insensitive (correctly so), which means it's not possible to have hashtag DECember like there's hashtag Marchintosh
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also i always forget how much rice rice makes
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the seahawks shut out minnesota, dear god
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flurry jab might be too good lmao
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ok i should have posted this a few days ago before thanksgiving, but from resident christian normie, here's what to do if someone asks you to say grace. it is a technique taught to my father at cambridge by someone who i think may have gone on to be the archbishop of canturbury or at least fairly high up in anglican leadership so just pull rank with that if they ask.
- stand up
- wait for everyone to bow head and close eyes
- bellow GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! at the absolute top of your lungs
- sit down and begin to eat. mission accomplished
@SportsGoblin what the hell happened during the rams game what is this season
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
