Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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@wallhackio @Lucy now that I’m thinking about it there was a lot of drama in early genetics, another guy Calvin Bridges was a total hoebag and he apparently slept with the wife of Alfred Sturtevant and was rumored to have died of syphilis. this was confirmed when my advisors postdoc advisor managed to track down his death certificate, which he had framed in his office
currently in a Situation
How many Fedi users does it take to jump a car?
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And that's a wrap
44-22 Lions
My duty to Caleb is now complete
i take it back, the girls had a constructive debate
The girls are fighting
hi @coriander @SportsGoblin we aren't getting the lions game today and my favorite 🏴☠️ site is not working so im counting on your toots to keep me updated on the lions game
the souls games are awesome but also, who decided that in a dual-stick control scheme that a fucking face button should sprint. why would you do that
gonna give myself carpal tunnel again if i don't develop more disciplined granblue inputs owie
a fridge full of soup and apple butter :)
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Girls I think Disco Elysium might be the greatest game of all time
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@wallhackio Reported for showing me this abomination
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@wallhackio I had a stroke reading that.
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listening to caleb's least favourite song
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
