invisible text i just found at the start of an SCP wiki page because i happened to be absentmindedly selecting random text
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For those who use sensible units, 15 miles per hour is approximately 24 kilometers per hour
I've done this shit a million times and never got paralyzed, I wonder what I've been doing wrong
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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he/him