Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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type of guy who sends a 76.4MB 24-second video over signal on dogshit wifi
Apparently I need to post about JavaScript more so I can salvage my legacy
I really hate object-oriented programming except for the fact that I love the Python and JavaScript programming languages
hi @monorail would you like to see a really fucking stupid joke
alc
my greatest character flaw is that i like ipa's
maybe the reason there is a large overlap between the autism and LGBTQ+ communities is because autists have rainbows in their brains
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Shout outs to that one time I drove 12 hours on 3-4 hours of sleep
re: sportsball
people talk about offenses like its a quarterback with 10 drones instead of 11 extremely talented athletes with multiple coaches guiding things along
sportsball
social media discussion about quarterbacks is really fucking annoying. in the past four years the eagles have gone to two superbowls, won one of them, and then the eagles have a bad game against the giants and now I'm seeing posts that Jalen Hurts isn't good enough. come the fuck on
@Lucy@edfn.club im playing hynpospace outlaw right now
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@wallhackio uh oh... we've unlocked a new power for caleb
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Apparently the Linux kernel uses over 200000 goto statements
@vaporeon_ hi vappy in case you ever want to torture yourself with c++ esoterica I edited my value category notes significantly
writing hard
aw man, since my service has been cancelled they won't let me "pay" my negative eight dollars. They stole negative eight dollars from me
For some reason, I owe AT&T negative eight dollars
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
