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Apparently the Linux kernel uses over 200000 goto statements

@vaporeon_ hi vappy in case you ever want to torture yourself with c++ esoterica I edited my value category notes significantly

aw man, since my service has been cancelled they won't let me "pay" my negative eight dollars. They stole negative eight dollars from me

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For some reason, I owe AT&T negative eight dollars

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The rollercoaster that is the public's perception of the Eagles' coaching staff is pretty interesting

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the family group chat is arguing about a fantasy football trade offer two players made, football is BACK baybee

hello friends what is your preferred video editing software

i made homemade alfredo pasta (actually very simple) and while it was very good there's a reason the recipe said it was 2 servings

There needs to be a term like computer toucher for someone like me who is allergic to computer hardware

hi @Lucy can you unfriend me on steam? you beat some of my times in neon white :(

"competitive melee is comprised of approximately 70% lesbians. Now, is this true? No, but it is important"

Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah

Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion

i had some tylenol and ate some food and had a small amount of caffeine and now i feel much better

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I got yesterday's purple category in connections as my first guess and that may have been my peak as a human

Sorry y'all I was watching TV with my parents and then fell asleep on the couch but THE GOBLIN IS HOME

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