Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
covid vaccine acquired! 
hollow knight
How did you feel about the White Palace?
Getting vaccinated today
@vaporeon_ any chance you can understand what they said here?
@vaporeon_ would you like to see the gayporeon
hollow knight
how the fuck was i supposed to find the path of pain without looking it up
I don't have a migraine but I've had a headache all day >:(
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
sportsball
honestly after watching the washington game yesterday it makes me feel better about the Lions' loss to Green Bay. The Packers might be extremely good this year.
It's still early in the year so a lot can change but so far Green Bay's defense looks insane.
someone just made a melee combo video that opens with a recording of The Recent Incident
It's gonna be a potato leek soup weekend methinks
hollow knight
genuinely surprised i got this many correct this API is fucked
@monorail how many reports do you receive? would it be inappropriate to send you joke reports?
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
