sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

I thought Primm Slim was the greatest thing ever but then I met Yes Man

I can't believe you can fuck Benny

i have never discovered a trap by any means other than getting damaged by it first

I added a second companion and now my game is crashing like a motherfucker

WAIT the fox and the rabbit from zootopia have canonically fucked???

Man I really wish I took a data structures and algorithms course in college. That stuff is so much fun but also very very time consuming to learn.

It seems that the secret to being the best videogame ever made is getting an 84/100 on Metacritic

wayback machine my beloved

what happened to my pip-boy

it is very good that my code is not alive because otherwise i would feel very bad about the things i am saying to it right now

rain noises again :)

we will all pretend that I wrote cyntax (C syntax) on purpose, please.

I once had a loop where I was decrementing a variable to zero and you can write that with the very charming while(x --> 0)

I love that c = a+++++b; is valid cyntax in C-like languages

Hanlan Did Nothing Wrong

im serious aesc don't read this

I'm starting to deeply regret becoming vilified by the Legion

So imagine you want to get to Ranger Station Foxtrot, and it's on a mountain. Ok, but the mountain is guarded by a gazillion cazadores. Ok, let's make antivenom. Oh, the recipe requires level 40 survival, I only have 15 survival, I will need to level up twice to make antivenom. Ok let's do a bunch of quests to level up, cool. Oh I need radscorpion venom to get it, ok let me find the radscorpion gulch. Oops, I went to Primm's Pass instead and got 2-shot by a deathclaw, my bad. Okay go to radscorpion gulch and kill 5 giant radscorpions at once without dying because I happened to have looted 2 antivenom from doing quests. Cool. Ok, now spend thousands of caps on stimpacks and let's kill the cazadores. Ok, I managed to kill them all and didn't die by using, like, 13 antivenom and most of my stimpacks. Oh, the path to foxtrot wasn't here, this is a dead end, I literally just wasted my time. Ok. Let's go to the actual path. Oh, that's the Legion attacking me, cool.

fallout new vegas has only crashed on me 3 times, which is a lot less than i was expecting at this point lmao