dairy, educational shitpost, blursed
hey kids! did you know that whale milk has a consistency somewhere between toothpaste and cottage cheese? this lets the calf “eat” the milk underwater.
@vaporeon_ since you forced me to install deebian im going to force you to mince garlic
@monorail in order to keep you tuned in on her activities, does amy leave little messages describing her day before you front, and do you read them with a giant magnifying glass and/or microscope
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him