sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
vivid/statis does look neat.... and it's free..............
what the fuck is a "Cold IPA"?????
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@wallhackio you should do some self care before you turn into a skeleton
I am not a vegetarian but I understood why people become vegetarians once I learned what veal is
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@wallhackio A second airplane has hit the LaserDisc Reader Tower
superman spoilers
Thinking about that tweet that said something along the lines of "After watching the argument scene in Superman I looked up whether James Gunn has been divorced and yeah, he was. I'm sorry you got divorced Mr. Gunn but at least it helped you write some great dialogue"
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If you had Kendrick Lamar song to share with someone what would you play?
It seems every time you ask "how the hell did humanity discover x" the answer is "by accident"
How the hell did humans discover bread
re: homemade bagels
i have been described in similar terms
i still don't know what a frotdog is
Hi @coriander did you hear that Justin Bieber made a song about your cat
despite being an atheist I really enjoy making deep cut bible references
the baby's claws are sharpest
when she kneads my belly
hi @vaporeon_ have you ever heard the English saying "it's raining cats and dogs" before
If you had Kendrick Lamar song to share with someone what would you play?
type of guy who will tell you that coffee that tastes like coffee has notes of "nectarine" and "pink lemonade"
The baby is trying to eat my soup?
Where is there a teto pear but not a poteto
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
