Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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I am not a vegetarian but I understood why people become vegetarians once I learned what veal is
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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@wallhackio A second airplane has hit the LaserDisc Reader Tower
superman spoilers
Thinking about that tweet that said something along the lines of "After watching the argument scene in Superman I looked up whether James Gunn has been divorced and yeah, he was. I'm sorry you got divorced Mr. Gunn but at least it helped you write some great dialogue"
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If you had Kendrick Lamar song to share with someone what would you play?
It seems every time you ask "how the hell did humanity discover x" the answer is "by accident"
How the hell did humans discover bread
re: homemade bagels
i have been described in similar terms
i still don't know what a frotdog is
Hi @coriander did you hear that Justin Bieber made a song about your cat
despite being an atheist I really enjoy making deep cut bible references
the baby's claws are sharpest
when she kneads my belly
hi @vaporeon_ have you ever heard the English saying "it's raining cats and dogs" before
If you had Kendrick Lamar song to share with someone what would you play?
type of guy who will tell you that coffee that tastes like coffee has notes of "nectarine" and "pink lemonade"
The baby is trying to eat my soup?
Where is there a teto pear but not a poteto
re: homemade bagels
Crust is a bit too tough and the bread is a little chewy but they're still good
Shit is cooking and my feet starting hurting so I took a break on the couch and now Freya is cuddling on me so I guess I'll just burn everything now
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
