Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon @wallhackio@cat.family

Thinking about that tweet that said something along the lines of "After watching the argument scene in Superman I looked up whether James Gunn has been divorced and yeah, he was. I'm sorry you got divorced Mr. Gunn but at least it helped you write some great dialogue"

It seems every time you ask "how the hell did humanity discover x" the answer is "by accident"

How the hell did humans discover bread

i have been described in similar terms

i still don't know what a frotdog is

Hi @coriander did you hear that Justin Bieber made a song about your cat

despite being an atheist I really enjoy making deep cut bible references

the baby's claws are sharpest
when she kneads my belly

hi @vaporeon_ have you ever heard the English saying "it's raining cats and dogs" before

If you had Kendrick Lamar song to share with someone what would you play?

its me. im that type of guy

type of guy who will tell you that coffee that tastes like coffee has notes of "nectarine" and "pink lemonade"

The baby is trying to eat my soup?

Where is there a teto pear but not a poteto

Crust is a bit too tough and the bread is a little chewy but they're still good

They're weird and misshapen but they turned out ok!

Shit is cooking and my feet starting hurting so I took a break on the couch and now Freya is cuddling on me so I guess I'll just burn everything now

wow kneading dough is a workout

i need to stop up looking up recipes and cooking videos after midnight now i have to go to bed hungry