sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
sherclod holmes
boosted
looking at a new masked selfie
ask the person in the selfie if their mask is cloth or N95
they don't understand (pull out diagram explaining what is cloth and what is N95)
they laugh and say "it's a good mask ma'am"
hang out with them in person
its cloth
This weekend, we're gonna figure out if five habaneros is too many
Freya tomorrow!!
man, while Kids on the Slope was not a great anime, the op still HITS
https://youtu.be/MTw9tYs5bEQ?si=s6eHcDIG4U9P0SeO
Which is better?
where the FUCK is xander root?????
okay fallout new vegas time wheeeeeeeeeee
so it ends up that installing NVIDIA GPU drivers on deebian is a massive pain in the ass
I remember my root password now lol
I'm sorry Linux nerds it will always be Deebian to me
fallout new vegas
i can't find a FUCKING bed
thank you TI-BASIC for teaching me how to program when i was 12 i owe you everything
fallout new vegas has a great opening
sherclod holmes
boosted
"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"
"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."
"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"
"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"
"What?!!!!"
"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."
"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"
"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."
debian is running at a snail's pace, which i hope is because i need to download the driver for my graphics card, but i cannot get it because i do not know the root user password
Debian installed! 🔍 
on what planet is the F2 key what opens the BIOS
"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"
"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."
"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"
"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"
"What?!!!!"
"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."
"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"
"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
